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April_Rose
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Joined: 02 Oct 2006
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try hitting it, that sometimes works for me!
Why are advertising jingles so annoying and yet so catchy?
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| Sun Apr 29, 2007 6:59 pm |
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redwinegoblin
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Joined: 22 Oct 2006
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Because they're actually made of tiny bugs that burrow into your brain and sing the song incessantly - fact!
Why do my bracelets keep getting caught together this evening?
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| Sun Apr 29, 2007 7:29 pm |
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April_Rose
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Because you've managed to become magnetic and you're passing it onto them!
Why is wine so marvellous?
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| Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:08 pm |
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Jenny*
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Joined: 08 Dec 2006
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because too much of it is bad for you
why does my sister try to kill me? (not literally  )
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| Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:10 pm |
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redwinegoblin
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Maybe she's a paid assassin?
Why can't I wear wings all the time - even to the office?
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| Sun May 06, 2007 5:32 pm |
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April_Rose
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I don't see why you can't really - it's the kind of thing (especially as I presume you mean the black goth-style fairy wings) that people might be too afraid to bring you up on in case you've flipped, so they'll just pretend they don't see them and possible leave you alone as well...
Why do I get such a thrill from driving fast?
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| Sun May 06, 2007 6:27 pm |
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redwinegoblin
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^^true...and they do match most of my clothes...
Fast driving - it's fun cos deep down you know it's bad and you shouldn't do it, but there's something about zooming away from the other cars that's very satisfying
Why can't I find my corkscrew? *Starts to panic*
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| Sun May 06, 2007 6:29 pm |
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April_Rose
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Because you were off the drink for too long and it got lonely and decided to look for adventure!!!! 
WHy does my skin feel so dry even though I've put moisturiser on it a few times today?
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| Sun May 06, 2007 6:30 pm |
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redwinegoblin
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Because someone swapped your moisturiser bottle for a bottle of sand...the swines!!!
Why do I have blue glitter under my fingernail?
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| Sun May 06, 2007 6:32 pm |
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April_Rose
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Because you clawed a blue glitter alien last night but in your drunken state forgot it!
Why isn't my dinner ready yet?
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| Sun May 06, 2007 6:42 pm |
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redwinegoblin
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Did you remember to switch the oven on?
Why can't I watch TV and be online at the same time?!
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