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redwinegoblin
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Because you turned on the wrong tap - the wine tap is the one on the right.
Why is the radio always rubbish at this time of the evening?
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| Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:18 pm |
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April_Rose
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Joined: 02 Oct 2006
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Because the good presenters are in the pub!
Why does my cat always sit down on me just as I'm about to get up?
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| Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:44 pm |
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redwinegoblin
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BEcause they have a creepy sixth sense thing, in the same way they always jump on people who are scared of them
Why does my bracelet keep getting caught on my trousers?
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| Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:26 pm |
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April_Rose
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Because it's not actually a bracelet, it's an small alien spaceship and it's trying to get free so it can go back to its home planet
Why did I hit the accelerator instead of the brake today and nearly crash my car?
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| Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:17 pm |
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because you are crap at driving 
why have i got a bad belly and arm?
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| Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:22 pm |
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Admin1
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Joined: 30 Sep 2006
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Because of a thing called Karma. Maybe if you didn't make the previous statement it wouldnt be! 
Why cant I help minding my own business?
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| Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:35 pm |
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April_Rose
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Because you're just not the meddling type?
Why does the kitten keep clawing my leg?
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| Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:12 pm |
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redwinegoblin
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Joined: 22 Oct 2006
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It's trying to tell you something imoprtant, like you've left the pizza in the oven or summat
Why does this computer run so sloooowly?
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| Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:16 pm |
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April_Rose
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Because it's tired - you've been working it too hard lately, you slave driver! It probably needs a nice cup of hot chocolate and a defrag!
Why haven't I got any work done yet? Workshop to prepare for wednesday and I haven't even started!
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| Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:40 am |
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redwinegoblin
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Joined: 22 Oct 2006
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Because you need an element of panic to do your best work!
Why does one of my sleeves keep unrolling?
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| Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:37 pm |
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April_Rose
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Because one of your arms is skinnier than the other?!
Why does my neck hurt so much?
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| Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:01 pm |
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redwinegoblin
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Joined: 22 Oct 2006
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Because you're standing on your head. Try standing on your feet instead
Why am I still here? I should have left 10 mins ago!!
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| Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:06 pm |
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April_Rose
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Because you're caught in a bizarre, groundhog-day like ten-minute spell that will repeat itself over and over again until you do things perfectly..whatever those things are I'm not sure..
Why does painting-varnish make me feel dizzy?
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| Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:43 pm |
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redwinegoblin
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I think you're supposed to do it in a well ventilated area or it can get you a little high!!
Why can't i sit still?!
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| Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:52 pm |
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April_Rose
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Because you have a bee in your bonnet! Get it out of there quickly!
Why are cravings so horrible?
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| Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:24 am |
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redwinegoblin
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To make you feel all smug when you finally get over them
Why are horizontal stripes so wrong?
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| Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:22 pm |
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April_Rose
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Because you're looking at them the wrong way around - turn them and make them vertical!
Why do midges love to suck my blood so much?
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| Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:37 pm |
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redwinegoblin
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Because they're evil...pure itchy evil
Why was it so warm during the day but so cold now?
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| Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:24 pm |
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April_Rose
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Because the world must keep turning and with darkness comes nice...
Why is coal black?
(I'm a bit drunk now so this probably doesn't make a lot of sense...)
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| Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:04 am |
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Because they liked the colour?
Why is my computer so slow right now?
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