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Cloverfield
Giving Up On Hope
Joined: 23 Jan 2007
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Becuase you want to do many things
Why is it so cold 
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| Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:30 pm |
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redwinegoblin
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Joined: 22 Oct 2006
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Because you're sitting in the freezer section of ASDA with a laptop. Move to home furnishings, it's warmer.
Why is it getting dark at 3.30?!
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| Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:38 pm |
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Cloverfield
Giving Up On Hope
Joined: 23 Jan 2007
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Becuase the earth sucks like that
Why do i love The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
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| Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:40 pm |
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redwinegoblin
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Joined: 22 Oct 2006
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It's the Bermuda shorts and hi-top shoes, they have a mystical, almost hypnotic pull....
Whydoes my kitchen smell of oranges when there are none in the house??
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| Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:31 pm |
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April_Rose
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Joined: 02 Oct 2006
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Because he lives a secret life as a superhero and he just rescued a fireman from an orange tree in the mediterranean before you got home.
Why is there such a thing as a seven day week rather than, say, a five day week?
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| Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:43 pm |
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redwinegoblin
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Joined: 22 Oct 2006
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Because my contract says I should work five days a week and if there were only five days in a week altogether I'd be working non-stop and that would really really suck!!
Why are there parking meters?
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| Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:52 pm |
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Jenny*
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Joined: 08 Dec 2006
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Location: North-West England :) |
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so the grannies cannot constantly clog up the supermarkets while leaving their 100-year-old cars on the road
why is it so hard to straighten my fringe into the same position everyday!?
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redwinegoblin
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Joined: 22 Oct 2006
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Becuause it moves about during the night in order to provide you with a new challenge every morning!
Why can some people never turn up on time?
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| Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:23 pm |
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Jenny*
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because they are physically incapable and insist on doing every other single little job that can be done before leaving
why do mums insist that you need a coat every time you go out?
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| Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:26 pm |
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redwinegoblin
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The answer to that is apparently in a secret handbook that you get when you become a parent...I have no idea....
Why does it rain when I have washing on the line?
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| Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:27 pm |
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Jenny*
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because god is punishing you for trying to speed up the process
why do my hands get colder than everyone else's up til the point when they feel like they are going to drop off while wearing 4 pairs of gloves,and yet, everyone else's hands are fine and they aren't even wearing gloves!?
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| Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:29 pm |
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April_Rose
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Because your hands are about to fall off! See a doctor immediately!
Why is cheese so incredibly delicious?
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| Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:03 pm |
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redwinegoblin
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Joined: 22 Oct 2006
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Because when a higher power invented wine, she needed something to match it's beautiousness and to go well with it, so cheese was born!!
why is it so hard to type and hold an ice lolly at the same time?
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| Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:39 pm |
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April_Rose
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Because evolution stupidly decided that we don't need three hands.
Why are all the good movies already rented whenever I go to xtravision?
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| Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:41 pm |
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redwinegoblin
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To make you feel less bad about your secret desire to watch Speed 2 - cruise control....
Why is decking so slippery?
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| Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:44 pm |
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April_Rose
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because it was actually invented by frogs
Why does no one understand me?
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| Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:02 pm |
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redwinegoblin
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Joined: 22 Oct 2006
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Sorry, I didn't quite get that?  Because you're clearly operating on a higer plane than most of the others out there...
Why does beer give me terrible hangovers?
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| Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:04 pm |
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April_Rose
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because beer is evil and your body is telling you to drink wine instead
Why am I so indecisive?
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| Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:14 am |
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redwinegoblin
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Joined: 22 Oct 2006
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Because decisions are sometimes bad...and sometimes they aren't....although occasionally they are....maybe.
Why can something so simple become so difficult sometimes?
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| Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:31 pm |
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April_Rose
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Because you're looking at it and trying to do it upside down!
Why do I have a glass of water beside me, and not a glass of wine?
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