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redwinegoblin
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I thought of a new game this morning, sorta like the random facts one but more investigative.
So, the theory is that someone asks a question and the next person answers it. If you know the actual answer that's great, but if you can make up a more creative theory then even better!
To start...
Why is my hair so curly this morning???
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| Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:37 am |
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Admin1
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Because you were out in the rain last night? 
Why did you start this topic?
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| Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:39 am |
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redwinegoblin
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Because I'm trying to distract myself from the fact that I'm about to go and do some exercise...
Why do chavs always talk REALLY LOUDLY even when they're stranding next to each other?
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| Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:40 am |
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Admin1
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Because they think they're 'ard
Why do I like pizza so much?
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| Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:42 am |
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redwinegoblin
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because it is one of the most perfect inventions in the history of the universe and all those who do not like it are fools! foooools!
Are there gonna be spiders in my wellies when I get them out the cupboard in a sec? and if so, why?!
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| Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:43 am |
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Admin1
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Yes, because it always seems to happen!
Why do some people think the queen does'nt fart?
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| Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:48 am |
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redwinegoblin
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Because I hear there's an ancient law that says if you try to blame a fart on the queen they're allowed to imprison you in the tower of London and throw away the key....
Why did I jsut try to open my back door with my car-keys instead of my house keys?!
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| Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:55 am |
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April_Rose
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Because you're a genius, and your mind is wasted on such mundane activities as opening doors...
Why am I in a bad mood today even though nothing has gone wrong?
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| Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:45 pm |
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Because you woke up on the wrong side of the bed!
Why havent I got round to making myself some breakfast yet?
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| Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:48 pm |
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April_Rose
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Because you are so hungry it's clouding your judgement!
Why is there never anything good on tv?
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| Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:52 pm |
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redwinegoblin
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Becuase you've put it in back to front. Try turning it round.
Why did I leave the house looking for a bookcase but instead come back with a slightly sinister bunny in a pirate costume?
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| Sun Jan 14, 2007 4:32 pm |
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April_Rose
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Because the bunny told you to.
Why does the wind keep on blowing?
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| Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:23 am |
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redwinegoblin
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I hear it's something to do with Methane being expelled from many thousands of cows.
Why am I so full of fury today?
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| Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:41 am |
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April_Rose
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Blame sunspots, it's always a handy excuse...
Why are all the people in power always either stupid or evil?
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| Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:11 pm |
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redwinegoblin
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Because only stupid or evil people crave total control...scary.
Why are there spiders?
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| Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:39 pm |
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April_Rose
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Because humans were stupid enough to evolve to our current state before all the spiders died out...
Why do we see pictures in flames?
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| Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:44 pm |
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redwinegoblin
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because our minds are highly creative and like to see more than is actually there
Why do some people think you can't wear a short skirt and still own a perfectly functioning brain?
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| Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:51 pm |
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April_Rose
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because their own brains are lacking blood due to its presence in another area, which may be caused by the short skirt...or maybe they're just lacking grey matter...
Why is my neck sore?
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| Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:03 pm |
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redwinegoblin
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Probably not sunburn this time of year... maybe all the exertion from getting the writing forum up and running!!
Why do I keep thinking it's Wednesday?!
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| Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:13 pm |
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April_Rose
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I do too! That's weird! Must be something in our body-clocks have mis-adjusted to the week...or yesterday was such a long day it felt like two days!
Why am i so indecisive?
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